Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. Tag 3 people.
I also corrected the grammar, lulz.
Name: Jon
UD says: Jon is short for Jonathan, meaning 'Gift From God'... also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his girlfriend and his close friends, (they're basically family).
You can spell it:
Jonathan
Johnathan (gay verison) [LMFAO!!]
Jon
John (gay version) [LMFAO!!]
[HELL. YES. SO. TRUE. FOREVER. Apart from I don't have a girlfriend... yet...
Age: 16
UD says: Legal age for fucking in the UK.
[Bwahahahaaa! ^_^]
One friend: Kane (real name, Karl)
UD says: A dominating, seven-foot badass who performs on RAW. Used to wear a mask, but now shows his extremely ugly face. Also known as the Big Red Machine.
[Holy fuck! IRL he's a curly haired shortarse who wears glasses!]
What you should be doing: having wild, gay sex (with Toki and Nathan Explosion... preferably)
UD says: Something magical between two male friends.
[Now when I adopt kids, I'm going to explain gay sex to them in this way. Actually, this definition reminded me a little of Harry Potter...]
Favorite color: black
UD says: black. a colour.
Even though african americans are considerd "black" they really arent. there brownish kinda colour.
[FOR THE LOL!!!]
Birthplace: Lima (cap. Peru)
UD says: A chick with a cute face but fat body (a.k.a. Adriana Lima, a model or something)
[.... O_o]
Month of birth: November
UD says: The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.
[I CAN HAZ GNR REFERENCEZ!!!]
Last person talked to: Mum
UD says: A word americans don't know how to spell
[.... BWAHAHAHAAAA!!! xD Ooooh]
Nickname: ... Uh... don't have one
Last ex: Dids. Don't fucking remind me.
UD says: slang for "tits"/"breasts"
[Titface. Heheheh.]







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It's a damned screwy feeling to reach for pajamas and find a cadaver instead.
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Miso, an aspiring anime artist, yaoi fangirl, NW fanatic, Rammstein fangirl, Korn obessive, general weirdo
I am Anette Olzon in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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In Soviet Russia, the fool pities YOU!
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Miso, an aspiring anime artist, yaoi fangirl, NW fanatic, Rammstein fangirl, Korn obessive, general weirdo
I am Anette Olzon in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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In Soviet Russia, the fool pities YOU!
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