Stolen from ~MigerstSonic.
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. Tag 3 people.
I also corrected the grammar, lulz.

Name: Jon
UD says: Jon is short for Jonathan, meaning 'Gift From God'... also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his girlfriend and his close friends, (they're basically family).
You can spell it:
Jonathan
Johnathan (gay verison) [LMFAO!!]
Jon
John (gay version) [LMFAO!!]

[HELL. YES. SO. TRUE. FOREVER. Apart from I don't have a girlfriend... yet... ]

Age: 16
UD says: Legal age for fucking in the UK.

[Bwahahahaaa! ^_^]

One friend: Kane (real name, Karl)
UD says: A dominating, seven-foot badass who performs on RAW. Used to wear a mask, but now shows his extremely ugly face. Also known as the Big Red Machine.

[Holy fuck! IRL he's a curly haired shortarse who wears glasses!]

What you should be doing: having wild, gay sex (with Toki and Nathan Explosion... preferably)
UD says: Something magical between two male friends.

[Now when I adopt kids, I'm going to explain gay sex to them in this way. Actually, this definition reminded me a little of Harry Potter...]

Favorite color: black
UD says: black. a colour.
Even though african americans are considerd "black" they really arent. there brownish kinda colour.

[FOR THE LOL!!!]

Birthplace: Lima (cap. Peru)
UD says: A chick with a cute face but fat body (a.k.a. Adriana Lima, a model or something)

[.... O_o]

Month of birth: November
UD says: The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.

[I CAN HAZ GNR REFERENCEZ!!!]

Last person talked to: Mum
UD says: A word americans don't know how to spell

[.... BWAHAHAHAAAA!!! xD Ooooh]

Nickname: ... Uh... don't have one

Last ex: Dids. Don't fucking remind me.
UD says: slang for "tits"/"breasts"

[Titface. Heheheh.]